Fridge Squirrel

The annoying person in your office that takes up the majority of space in the communal refrigerator

The fridge squirrel feels the need to take an entire month's food supply into the office environment leaving no room for anyone elses.The fridge squirrel refrigerates everything,including unopened tins of tuna, and also likes to buy in bulk (2 litre soft drinks etc.)

by El Craigo April 15, 2008

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Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.

Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."

by MCBassGuitar June 2, 2015

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squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.

If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.

by raytownskater September 29, 2014

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cup of squirrel

Cup Of Squirrel is an all-girls cosplay group that started uploading on youtube in 2010. they focus mainly on anime in their comedy sketches. all members have assigned letters (like in death note )
Members:
Axis (A)
Dare (D)
Ember (E)
Guess (G)
Honor (H)
Rhyme (R)
Skill (S)
Time (T)
Yin (Y)

"did you see Cup Of Squirrels new video?"

by L is Kira February 1, 2018

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