Fart Sniffer

A person who's so damn lazy and slothful that he's developed chronic constipation. As a result the highlight of his day is enjoying the copious amount of farts he produces as a consequence!

Good Lord! Ever since that Fart Sniffer's been out of work, he just sits there in front of his computer letting one rip after another! Frankly I'm afraid to enter the room without a GAS MASK!

by pumpnose July 12, 2011

stiffed

Meaning to have boned or had sex with someone. Comes from the word stiff one or stiffy which means the erection of mans penis.

Did you get stiffed by that guy last night?

by Your Mom March 21, 2005

Horse Sniffer

twat knob head numb nutts Tom Cox
A Horse Sniffer is a special phrase used between Cotswold friends to associate a poor performanced or general misshapped person. Originating from the Great Planes of South Cerney where the usual runt of the family (namely Wixey) would be forced to Sniff the horse's anus to determine whether they were fertile or not.
Evidentally an Urban Myth now, but still used to ridicule close friends and enemies alike

'look at the Waldrons, what a bunch of tax evading horse sniffers'
'watch it Lukins, your getting close to becoming a horse sniffer!'
'That bird I took out last night was such a horse sniffer, she was so stuck up'

by Ricky Sutton November 21, 2006

codpeice sniffer

someone who sniffs codpeices (scrodums)

he's such a codpeice sniffer when we were fucking he totally sniffed my sack

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

cunt sniffer

one who is a luzzy who smells of the cunt

Rossie the cunt sniffer eats a lot of chicken

by jisko August 4, 2007

sniffydoda

the act of sniffing drugs, mainly sniffing oxycontin

how are we doing there good sir a little sniffydoda for the brain today?

by jorge fishlow March 12, 2011

pouch sniffer

Someone who sniffs fat pouch

You are such a pouch sniffer!

by dged83 July 6, 2008