shingadoodle

a fuss ten times worse than a usual fuss

Oh good grief, so this shingadoodle was caused by some silly joke I made ten years ago?!

by Empress of the Nutties August 1, 2022

Shingle Mingler

The shingle mingler is when a person uses crushed glass as an alternative for lube during anal intercourse.

Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.

by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018

Quandavious roof shingleston

A man who steals roof tiles and absorbs them to make his skin into a defensive layer for protection

Dude Quandavious roof shingleston took my shingles again

by DEPOT TECHNO April 16, 2022

Binga linga shinga haha hahaha

1.Shut the fuck up

2.Im not listening
3.Im done with this conversation
4.Here i am (LOOK AT ME !!!!!!)

5."IM HOME"!!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

SHOULD ALWAYS BE YELLED !!!!!

Other person: what are you doing?

You: im busy right now can we talk later!!

Other person: gosh i was just asking what you was doing. Anyways what is that you are doin tho

You : BINGA LINGA SHINGA HAHA HAHAHA

by Dejalove December 27, 2022