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Shaved Head Sandwich

A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.
Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"

Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"

Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"
by Rage_thorne June 23, 2023
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shave my head

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh
bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh
by Stevenfuckedurmother February 21, 2023
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Screen-shave

A word that means to remove everything from the screen, like enemys or it could be real people, but what it means it remove whats annoying from what's visible on the current screen.
Screen-shave could be used to mean clearing out an entire screen filled of enemies and players or clearing out an entire
screen of open tabs
by Alexhrt February 23, 2023
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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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I shaved my head

A got a new curly sew-in 😋
Becky: Gurllllll I shaved my head !!

Rachel: ohhh yes you did, that 14inch Jheri curl is to die for
by Reniii January 1, 2024
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iranian shaved ice

A highly passionate and erotic sex move which involves shaving your pubes, freezing them, rolling them into a ball and choking a midget to death with them
Me and Musashi1000 finally performed an iranian shaved ice last night. It was fantastic. They will be missed
by Musashis widow February 2, 2024
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iranian shaved ice

When you shave your pubes, freeze them, roll them in a ball and choke a midget with them.
Me and musashi10000 did an iranian shaved ice last night, it was great. They will be missed
by Musashis widow February 2, 2024
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