short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day

I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

Shaft bump

Deep throating a dick and taking a bump off the shaft at maximum throating level. Trick is to snort the cocaine and not swallow

Jeff Houston is a pro at shaft bumps, a legend in these parts. Some say he invented it.

by Partysecretsfromredding August 8, 2018

Snifty Shafts

When you rub your fingers up and down your ass crack and sniff them.

Just when my girl got done eating my ass she pulled a Snifty Shafts on me and that caught me offguard.

by Bbboseph February 17, 2019

Shaft

Is the neck of a dick.

Person 1:"did you see the shaft on him!"
Person 2:"naw fuck man"

by Emo2person September 19, 2018

Shaft Handler

A highly skilled Bar/Pick-up hockey player.

Man! Toms a real Shaft Handler.

by PatsMySon October 4, 2018

tweak shaft

Someone who is really weird

That girl is such a tweak shaft

by Freaknation6969 June 2, 2018