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Shaffeln 

Walking really slow by moving your weight a little bit forward so that you'll move without putting an effort in it.
Cool guy: Hey there, SNAIL... YOU ARE SLOW
Idc: I ain't I Shaffel

When 2 or more people do it, it is called Shaffeln
Shaffeln by Vipee April 19, 2010
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She’s the most wonderful girl on earth. She’s really beautiful, funny and someone you can talk to for hours. Every person adores her and all her friends love her. If you see her you will almost fall in love, if you find yourself a girl like her, stick to her, she’s not someone you should let go of your life.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That’s Shafagh
Person 1: Wow, She’s really beautiful
Person 2: Yeah, she really is
Shafagh by Lovely friend=) November 28, 2018
Someone who is the largest bro in your circle of friends. He passes out most nights. He is often accompanied by the NERCH.
Friend 1 witnesses friend 2 puking behind a couch.
Friend 2 comes up behind him and slaps a high five, yelling: "SHAFTOOOOOOOOO!"
SHAFTO by scuz n clownbaby September 2, 2010

Shaftesbury School 

Once ruled and founded by Witchfinder General Lord Boof in 1609; Shasten school is situated on an isolated hilltop (known to locals as Shasten). Much like Azkaban, Shasten School is a high security institution for the most enchantingly gifted pupils from the godforsaken province of North Dorsetshire. Every year the institution sends several students to the poverty stricken nation of Rwanda where they can take advantage of the dire misfortune of others in order to gain something sycophantically cringeworthy to put on their personal statements and CV's alike. Shaftesbury school students can be differentiated from Sturminster Newton and Gillingham students by a distinct lack of webbed feet.

Notable alumni include; Paddington Bear, Tony Bear, and much loved Shakesperian villain Iago.
PUPIL 1: Is it your first day here?
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PUPIL 2: Yes?
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PUPIL 1: Boarder or local?
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PUPIL 2: Local.
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PUPIL 1: Well Frightfully sorry sir, it makes no difference - welcome to the mad house!

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ANONYMOUS STUDENT: What school do you go to?
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SHASTEN PUPIL: Shaftesbury School.
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ANONYMOUS STUDENT: Could be much worse, could be Gillingham!

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SHASTEN LOCAL 1: Those Shasten school students are a most peculiar bunch.
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SHASTEN LOCAL 2: Yes... Quite!
Shaftesbury School by K_D2111 February 10, 2012

Shafeena 

is a person that does not like many people. She keeps to herself. She's one of the most loyal people I know. And she will put anyone above herself.
shafeena has never cheated on anyone
Shafeena is a committed person
shafeena hates everyone while she cares about everyone

shaftstache 

n, \ʃæft.stæʃ\
: a pube-do that results when a man shaves or waxes all of his pubic hair except that around the base of the penis, leaving a moustache-like fringe.
Kendall learned that waxing his shaft was incredibly painful so he always sported a shaftstache.
shaftstache by schnitza July 11, 2011