shaft juice

Anything excreted from the penis drunk as a juice sperm, piss, kidney stones, need I say more

Dude she slurped the shaft juice

by Shaft juicer February 22, 2022

zooey shaft

taylor crankin her hog (i made it up dummy?)

sorry im straight up joinkin my zooey shaft right about this time moment

by zooeyshaftfan January 30, 2025

shaft dip

When someone enters their hang into some warm curtains.

"I gave that bitch the vertical shaft dip" -Me

by Large Hang October 22, 2009

Schrodinger's Shaft

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.

Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...

by Shitting on the floor November 15, 2020

tweak shaft

Someone who is really weird

That girl is such a tweak shaft

by Freaknation6969 May 05, 2018

shaft-wind

An expulsion of flatulence so profound that it shakes and vibrates the length of one’s vein cane.

“Did you hear about Andrew and Mike at fart darts the other night? They broke a glass at the bar by harmonizing each other’s shaft-wind.”

by PMan401 October 26, 2019

Dick shaft

Being a little worse than a dickhead

That guy is a Dick shaft

by therealguy22 April 30, 2024