shaft buddies

When women have sex with the same guy

Girl: hey I had sex with Steve

Other girl: hey so did I that makes us shaft buddies

by Tybra December 31, 2023

Shaft

To be utterly brutalized by a midterm/final you did not study for.

Bill: Yo, fuck, I got shafted on the calc midterm.

by Hiadwer January 31, 2024

shaft shining

The act of performing a handjob during vaginal sex, usually when woman is riding on top. May involve a third party performing the handjob.

Shaft shining feels amazing, you should definitely ask your girlfriend to do it next time you have sex!

by SlickAndShiny November 28, 2023

The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.

Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.

by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023

I've been shafted

When your on fifa and put loads of good players in a SBC that you could of used for something else then you get dogshit out of it

"Alright I'll but in 94 Muller in, 96 Donnarumma etc..."
*Opens pack*
"Oh ffs I've been shafted and just got 92 Fofana

by Bigcock15inches September 2, 2022

wet shaft

When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.

Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft”

Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

by Ryguy18287491 September 22, 2022