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Take several seats

Chill the fuck out and wait to be educated because clearly you outta line.
I hate black people

You need to take several seats
by Frackn April 25, 2020
mugGet the Take several seatsmug.

Bike Without a Seat

2 Steps Down: A nasty plain ugly girl that usually involves alcohol to sleep with.
One step worse than a razor scooter.
Coming from the idea that you'll ride a bike without a seat when you're drunk, but it'll hurt in the morning.
"Check out that razor scooter"
"No, thats a BIKE WITHOUT A SEAT"
by robinall March 24, 2007
mugGet the Bike Without a Seatmug.

bicycle seat sniffer

I'm room mates with another parolee and he never shuts the fuck up. He's a little off. I think he might be a bicycle seat sniffer.
by nickreaper October 21, 2011
mugGet the bicycle seat sniffermug.

deep-seated

Naomi Lee is so deep-seated.
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
mugGet the deep-seatedmug.

lie-flat seat

An airline seat that offers a recline of at or near 180 degrees, but the angle of the seat is not parallel to the floor, rather a slant towards the floor. These seats are offered by many airlines' long-haul Business Class flights.
Singapore Airlines has defined the standards of a lie-flat seat.
by tripper December 6, 2004
mugGet the lie-flat seatmug.

Meat Seat Gurpin

Meat Seat refers to a mans lap, namely is erect penis which is ripe for the gurpin. Gurpin refers to any sexual act you can perform while in the sitting position. Gurpin can also be done with clothes on. (see ex.)
1. Yea that girl was crazy about riding my meat seat all night, she gurped it up.
2. Did you see that stripper at the bar last night? She was giving out free Gurps for any Meat Seat that was willing.
3. Her specialty is Meat Seat Gurpin.
by Chief B. Chiefn April 27, 2010
mugGet the Meat Seat Gurpinmug.

Front Row Seats

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.
As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"
by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009
mugGet the Front Row Seatsmug.

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