It was only because of the Falklands/Islas Malvinas war that maggot scratcher managed to get re-elected.
by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005
Get the maggot scratcher mug.The (smokeable) material left over after running used bong water through a filter and allowing to dry.
I ran out of weed and already scraped the bowl so I ended up smoking some scroad before getting some beer.
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a girl who is rat-like and skanky. she wears shorts you can see STDS falling out of, usually sports a mustache, and she hails from Alpha Omicron Pi
by the-elite April 15, 2009
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by Goaty or Doggy July 6, 2006
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Dude 2: Hell no! But I'll bet that scroatboat will truly be "the happiest place on earth".
Dude 2: Hell no! But I'll bet that scroatboat will truly be "the happiest place on earth".
by Boytigra February 27, 2009
Get the scroatboat mug.A person who is jittery, squirrel-like, creepy, and twitchy. Often engage in menial, mindless tasks or projects, usually not completing any work, either due to uncontrollable twitchiness or lack of inherent thought.
A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.
A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.
A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.
A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.
Co-worker #1: "Greg is such a wierd, freaky, twitchy guy, he's kinda like working with a spider. I don't really want to get too close, y'know?"
Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."
Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."
by Luke the Nuke October 3, 2006
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