A place where you are kept away from being with friends, fun, time with family, and relaxation. A place where teachers teach you things you don't care about and the just want money. BWA HA!
Now that school started, I feel like crap. I get up 7 in the mornin, learn usless things for 6 hours, then come home tired, do hours of homework, then sleep. Then i repeat over again.
by Lady Gagoo August 26, 2009
Get the School mug.The place where you go for the first 18 years of life. You are stripped of almost all of your rights and no one cares about you. You go through very exotic forms of torture such as a technique called "algebra" or another one called "french". the place were you are fed strange and exotic foods that make your stomach hurt and ooze strange goo out of them when you bite into them.
Mom- "wake up, it's time for school."
Me- "Oh My Dear Lord. Mom, i got AIDS so i can't go today."
Mom- "WHAT?!?!?!"
Me- "Whoops, see, this is what happens when i get rushed....to go to.........school."
Me- "Oh My Dear Lord. Mom, i got AIDS so i can't go today."
Mom- "WHAT?!?!?!"
Me- "Whoops, see, this is what happens when i get rushed....to go to.........school."
by AHairyGrowth June 11, 2009
Get the School mug.An abominable hellhole where the life is sucked from young people. School takes up about 25% of an entire day, almost every day, until you are in your twenties. School teaches completely useless lessons, like how to find x in 300 different ways. This is never actually used later in life unless you become a math teacher.
School is unbearable torture and is only comparible to one thing... church.
School is unbearable torture and is only comparible to one thing... church.
Oh fuck, it's Sunday! I can't beleive we have to go back to school.
I really wish we didn't have school today.
The D.A.R.E. program: Don't have sex, don't drink, don't do drugs, don't be angry, STAY IN SCHOOL! HOORAY!
School is the lowest of all forms of social collaboration and demotes individual thought.
I really wish we didn't have school today.
The D.A.R.E. program: Don't have sex, don't drink, don't do drugs, don't be angry, STAY IN SCHOOL! HOORAY!
School is the lowest of all forms of social collaboration and demotes individual thought.
by Tom13 May 4, 2007
Get the school mug.The equivalent to hell on earth.
by Mr. Lunks March 10, 2008
Get the School mug.Unfortunately the closest thing to a meritocracy that the United States provides. (meritocracy = success based on merit)
School was primarily set up to keep kids busy while parents work. The fact that it goes for so long is probably the result of our society going through industrialization. It also is used to teach children what is expected of them in this society: a.k.a. glorifying the middle class (even though only 30% of us are actually IN the middle class!)
It is the No. 1 thing correlated to a bigger paycheck - the higher you get in it, the bigger your earnings later in life.
School was primarily set up to keep kids busy while parents work. The fact that it goes for so long is probably the result of our society going through industrialization. It also is used to teach children what is expected of them in this society: a.k.a. glorifying the middle class (even though only 30% of us are actually IN the middle class!)
It is the No. 1 thing correlated to a bigger paycheck - the higher you get in it, the bigger your earnings later in life.
by Sociology student April 17, 2006
Get the school mug.My social studies teacher tried to brain wash use all, by saying america is the greatest country god only loves america god hates all other countries, liberals are pussies, George Bush knows all.
by van-mc-a-mortea August 5, 2004
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