Inherited Salmon

When you get bitten by a salmon and inherit his genes becoming a half human half salmon hybrid.

“Holy shit Steven, are you okay?”

“Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”
(Steven turns into an inherited salmon)
“Steven!! Youre an inherited salmon!

*fish noises*

by Gelatinous October 13, 2018

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Flaky Salmon

An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.

It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.

Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.

Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?

Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!

Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '

Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA

Tito: .....

Doug: .....

Tito: .....

by dasflyinturtleesq November 12, 2018

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Bloody Salmon

When Toby eats out his girl Hailey and she climaxes so hard she bleeds

Damn Toby I saw you gave Hailey a big old bloody salmon last night

by Fishpussy2 May 13, 2019

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dulquer salman

A very cute,tall and handsome person. He’s very caring towards his wife and his kid which everyone admires. He’s also very romantic and fit which all the girls love.

DULQUER salman is the best!

by Vsusiej November 22, 2021

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Umme Salmah

People with the name Umme Salmah are very loving. They love tranquility and comfort. They are artistic and like quality. Umme Salmah is very beautiful, charming and pleasant. People with the name Umme Salmah want the best out of life, they are very luxurious! Umme Salmah's are real charmers! Umme Salmah like to sleep and love to indulge in food!

Umme Salmah LOVES to gym! She is a GYMOHOLIC! Umme Salmah Likes to do work when she wants to. People with the name Umme Salmah cannot watch a movie because they fall asleep while watching it. Umme Salmah doesn't like to cook but loves to eat! She loves to play with makeup and her phone! Everyone loves to be around an Umme Salmah! Pleasant, Beautiful and Friendly is what she is!

Everyone wants to be an Umme Salmah! (VERY BEAUTIFUL)

by RedBull786 November 22, 2021

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