Rusty Time Machine

When you have anal sex with a old woman and her asshole is tight like a teenager's twat

The bitch had a wizard's sleeve so I took a ride in her rusty time machine.

by rusty time machine March 23, 2010

Rusty Trombone

Giving dude a raw hand job while simutaneously lickin' the hell out of his ass.

If you saw it from the side it looks like she's playin' the trombone!

"Jane looks like shit today!"

"Maybe because she was up licking SHIT all night!"

"What a rusty trombone giver!"

by De Ann December 30, 2005

rusty trombone

n. The main activity of a rusty trombone party.

Sure your band has a trombone player, but does it have a rusty trombone player?

by Dr. Mung March 31, 2004

Rusty Shotgun

a rusty shotgun is when a female is eating out a mans asshole and proceeds to reach between his legs with one hand and begin jerking him off in a cocking motion as if cocking a shotgun; and using the other free hand to caress the man's testicles

We all found out Michael was gay when we walked in on him with his head in Fro's ass, giving him a rusty shotgun.

by Matt dick dennis December 13, 2007

rusty dump truck

a girl one might fuck for purely utilitarian reasons. i.e. fat and nasty, but willing.

Scott rationalized sleeping with that Rusty Dump Truck the other night because let's face it, it was late and he hadn't been laid in like a year. There was also Jägermeister involved.

by lostaccident August 24, 2006

Rusty Wrangler

The act of ripping a well used tampon from the vagina of a menstruating woman by the string and swinging as a lasso while riding her during anal intercourse.

James: Dude, my chick is pissed.
Shane : Why is that?
James: She's on her rag and was letting me have some anal. I thought I'd try a RUSTY WRANGLER and I ruined her sheets.

by AnneHannity April 23, 2009

rusty trambone

a rusty trambone is when someone gives a guy a hand job while blowing in the guy's asshole

bob recieved a rusty trambone during sex

by The Real Don Juan August 28, 2005