Roblox Stories

A story made by bunch of 5 year olds

Roblox stories (Part 1)
Noob: Hi bestie
Bacon: Hi noob
Bacon and noob: I want to say something
Noob: You go first
Bacon: I got 3126716713678324624874736285323872378485436278 Million robux
Noob: Oh wow can i say something now?
Bacon: Sure loser
Noob: I made a new friend
Bacon good noob
Bacon: Invite him/her
Noob: Oki
Bacon: BTW imma change my avatar
Noob: Okay than

1137312831893131823789312893712831 Hours later
Cnp: Hi noob and rich baba boy
Slender: Oh hi
Cnp: Wanna date?
Slender:No
Cnp: "*Turns Emo baka queen emotional asian damage*"
Cnp: DATE ME NOWWWWW
Slender: No and noob im leaving you. By loser
Noob: Okay :( Gets inf robux
They died after 95 years :(

by Xiaoling of Japan July 31, 2022

Aldc PGH (roblox)

Basically a copy of dmo,and is VERY toxic. Mostly,all the owners kick og's. WITHOUT GIVING A REASON.

Oh,Your sad...You've experienced ALDC PGH (roblox) 's toxic jail cell.

by Z 👀 June 12, 2020

Lisa gaming roblox

The person who trolled the whole entire roblox community during 2019 - 2021. You’re stupid if you believed an obvious troll.

Jonah: “Do you remember Lisa gaming roblox?”
Rat: “You mean that one person who trolled the entire roblox community?”
Jonah: “Yeah..”

by Sheepysheepman June 5, 2023

Roblox Pus

Roblox pus is another term for Roblox pussy. Roblox pussy is pussy from female users in roblox.com.

Ima smash this nice roblox pus tonight.

by -Baj February 5, 2017

roblox

a kids game

Billy: Do you want to play Roblox?
Bob: Fuck no

by Xerneas12222 May 4, 2017

roblox trader

A person who partakes in the commerce of virtual items called limiteds on the platform ROBLOX.

Combat has big value he is a roblox trader.
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Padrome has an autist magnet and makes so much money.
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Sentence example.

- I trade roblox items, I am a roblox trader.
- I was sexually abused by a roblox trader.
- I am a roblox trader, I hate poor people.

by Big Chev July 18, 2021

rise of nations roblox

yeah a fun game where big nations win by just spamming shit can also be called ron for shorter

Person 1:yeah did you check rise of nations roblox
Person 2:yeah i killed china as taiwan by using ships bruh

by Mone Craft December 29, 2020