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restitution to the institution of prostitution

paying child support for a kid you did'nt ask for and did'nt want when you paid basically for a night out with a bitch now heres a damn kid
by the enforcer.. the giver May 19, 2011
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Reston

Bitch ass town in Virginia, but with a kinda cool guy named Parag. Don't go there after dark though, its like the bad seed of Compton and Harlem.
"Hey man you goin to Reston this weekend?"
"Nah bitch Parag be there with the Troubs on saturday"
"Aww shit the Troubs be out there? You know they shady"
by HellaNorCal501 December 2, 2014
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ana carolina reston

a brazilian supermodel who died from anorexia.
ana carolina reston was said to have been living on a diet of apples and tomatoes prior to her death.
by Angelacia August 5, 2008
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god rest his soul

This is said to a person, whom have lost someone in their lives. This gives a comfort to the person.

This can also be said to someone, whom have lost a female companion, but with a swift of the "he" to a "she"
Walking towards my friend who just lost his mother at the graveyard. I walked to him and said: "god rest his soul"
Or at the hospital of a newly death and comforting the depressed friend: "god rest he/her soul"
by MrVideoKnight November 17, 2013
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restomod

restoring a car with updated and or custom conponets
convevering a clasic car from drum to disk brakes
by Daneil May 13, 2005
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Reset The Clock

The clock is the measurement for the last time an individual has had sex. When a person has not had sex in a while (which is relative depending on the person) their clock needs to be reset. If they fail to reset the clock, it is possible they will go crazy and do something they'll regret. In conclusion, it is important to reset the clock every so often to maintain sanity.

Note: In order to reset the clock, some individuals may consider oral sex or heavy fondling as acceptable. I personally do not.
Deprived Guy: "I haven't had sex in a month, it's awful"

Friend: "You need to reset the clock bro"
by forrforr February 28, 2013
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restless legs syndrome

a really serious disease (haha) were your legs won't stop moving when you sleep. could mean you're high or youve had to much caffeine. JUST SAY NO!
hot guy 1: man, my girl last night, she wouldn't stop movin her damn legs! she kicked me in the balls, so now theyre sore
hot guy 2: better bring her to the asylum...there's nothing more we can do for the poor high soul.
by liger3000 October 6, 2004
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