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redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.
(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."
by guyinredshirt June 27, 2014
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Redneck

Someone who lives on a farm, conducting sexual activities with the animals, whom never get caught because the location of the cruel acts are usually out in the middle of no-where.
Daniel: "You live with that redneck?"
Billy-Joe-Bob-JohnJohn: "Hey he love them sheep more than annything!"
by Meowkins007 July 14, 2014
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redneck g

A Redneck G is a Southern hybrid of a half Country Boy, and half White Urban/Suburban Gangster. Most of these have become more comfortable dressing in baggy Hip Hop style clothes, however their ethics and values default to that of a good Country upbringing.
There are some things you can fade in Texas, but you can't fade a Redneck G you shitstick!!!
by WharfG December 8, 2015
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redneck-g

Southern white American male that lives in the country, drives a truck while he listens to rock and roll or rap music, carries a gun, and smokes dope. This sort of lifestyle was referred to as being a "roper-doper" in the 60's and 70's.
My grandfather is a redneck-G, yo.
by TwoKnives December 11, 2015
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redneck metalhead

Blue Collar Metal heads that are known for rural mischief and listening to (but not limited to) Southern Brand Groove/Sludge/Doom/Death Metal. Can be identified by Pantera and Acid Bath T shirts. Although they might partake in regular "Redneck" past times (Hunting, Fishing, Drinking) they usually only dress passingly as Redneck with a mandatory Band T shirt, bandana, and cheap sunglasses. They don't have to be from the South, but almost always have an affinity for blue collar lifestyles and hard scrabble life.
"Johnny spent all his money from his carpentry job on tickets to the Crowbar concert, he's such a fuckin' Redneck Metalhead"

"That Redneck Metalhead over there has had that truck since Highschool, he drove it to a Slayer concert across the country back in the 90s and it was old then. Only a Redneck would do that, but only a Redneck Metalhead would do it for a concert"
by Angel of the Abyss December 15, 2015
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redneck tater chips

When a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. Once dried out, said country boy can peel off the "chips" and eat as a nice salty snack. Mm mm good!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!
Me and my girl had fun last night and I even got to eat some redneck tater chips too!
by Jimmyjamjamjon August 2, 2016
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redant

(n.) one who acts in the role as bigot/politician, often without invitation. Usually considered pejorative.
Check out that dude over there: he's a pedant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about wine for a long, long time.
#talkative #know it all #know-it-all #pedantic #bore #boring #blowhard #blow hard #lecturer #teacher
Check out that dude over there: he's a redant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about mexicans and muslims for a long, long time.
by ssppuunn December 10, 2016
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