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do rag

A piece of polyester frequently resembling a condom placed over the head which is seen as often as a symbol of being unproductive in today's society. Frequently, it is worn under a baseball cap which is worn backwards to emphasize ugliness and stupidity at its best.
He will never be able to work with a do rag on his head, only collect social security and food stamps.
by canarsiesouth November 19, 2007
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Jizz Rag

A synonym for a woman's face. Often abbreviated as "JR".
Yo bro that girl has a nice JR!

Man I'd love to use her as a Jizz Rag!
by JRsuperstar April 17, 2010
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rag math

Calculating when your period is going to be to plan for future vacations.
Bob: Hey, let's go camping for Labor Day weekend.
Katie: hmmm, hang on let me look at the calendar. *counting weeks*
Bob: what are you doing?
Katie: Rag math! Gotta make sure Aunt Flo won't be visiting before I agree to the trip.
by Biggins McGee August 31, 2016
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Ragged-out

Verb.
Going as hard as possible till you can't physically Go any further while dragging everyone along.
They went hard through the weekend and were ragged-out
by BIG RICARD THE KING OF... September 17, 2023
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finishing rag

Any sort of towel, cloth, tissue or sock etc. that a male uses to complete the final stage of his masturbatory act, eliminating mess and/or assisting in clean up afterwards. Can be for one-off use or reused multiple times.
Tom- "Hey man, what's this crusty towel lying under your bed?"

Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."

Tom- "Nice!"
by getgaydude March 7, 2013
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Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012
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Rag-Rack

When she gets giant titties during her period
"I may put a towel down tonight and bang the missus. Her titties have been huge lately, I think she has rag-rack!"
by Steel Toe March 3, 2017
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