rhino porn

All you gotta do is strap a dildo to your head and peg each other in a mud puddle.

We told you before, we're not doing any gay bear porn!

Yeah, no shit. We wrapped that last week. We're on to rhino porn now.

by anonymous March 17, 2022

The white rhino

When You are totally about to bone a young lady and u continuously slam her with ur man horn until u fill her with that ooey gooey white goodness. BOOYAH!

Why does your face look like that Jerry? Well David it’s Bc I just slammmed this pig Daniella. I gave her the white rhino. What a pig she was. Fuck yeah!

by Gerald Fid Bid March 22, 2022

Rochdale rhino

The Rochdale rhino is a small rhino that can be found spending most its time at the crown oil arena. It’s easily distinctive by its huge nose , loud girly screams and it’s love for children.

The Rochdale rhino is loose on red vales playing fields

by The ramsbottom man March 29, 2022

Do a Rhino

To absolutely wreck a weekend away by leaving a trail of destruction on the first night.

'How was Poland dear did anyone Do a Rhino?' ' It was amazing but Mr X 'did a Rhino' on the first night, got too excited, got wasted then got in a hottub with two hookers, lost £5 grand on his credit card then shat himself'

by Kaiser1983 June 17, 2025

Rhino Spa Treatment

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.

Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.

by rumhammer July 4, 2025

Rhino jizz

What the disgusting candy you Americans call “Nerds Rope” tastes like.

Joe: Yo Luke have you tried this candy called Nerds Rope?
Luke: Yeah I have and it tastes like fuckin’ rhino jizz!

by BadOmensEnjoyer December 26, 2025

Rhino

If your nickname is rhino like me your in luck it means that your funny have only like 2 friends but there the best friends you could ever want you also back talk to your parents you mean it and when you call your friends horders they probably are. Just know if you have this nickname YOUR THE BADDEST BICH IN THIS CLUB

Y/N:rhino YOUR A BADDIE

by Abby the taco January 21, 2025