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purchase goggles

1. when someone who is ugly/lame looks really attractive; when you find yourself having mad bone for someone who, in the real world, you would laugh at with your hot friends. this disease affects 99% of students at purchase college. it is not sexually transmitted, though it does cause victims to have a lot of sex with people who, when seen in the dining hall later, will cause them to barf a little in their mouths.

2. purchase goggles doesn't only apply to how one percieves another who is ugly/lame, it is also representative of how one approaches their love life. one might be wearing purchase goggles when they start feeling as though there are like 5 guys in the whole world and they must start liking one of them or they'll be alone forever. there are millions of men in the world and they are not all dancers and painters. one day, post-purchase, you'll find someone who did not have sex with the same 5 people you've had sex with, and in the rare instance that this does happen you will not have to find this out by seeing them together in the dining hall. (please note: actors do not apply because no one should ever be dating an actor to begin with. this is another topic entirely)
if any of the following applies to you, you are most definately wearing purchase goggles.

example of def. 1: chubby dancers, guys with plugs, guys with bald spots, guys with bad haircuts in general, guys who drink cobra, guys who will buy you drugs, guys with moustaches, guys with cars, guys with bands, guys with cool/hot friends, guys who were raised in manhattan, guys who live in brooklyn, guys with big bathrooms, guys who look like hot guys you can't have, guys who wear tight black clothes, guys with girlfriends, guys with boyfriends etc.

example of def. 2: when any combination of the above start to look like someone you could bring home to your parents.
by zachary pace December 9, 2008
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PerceptIS

an IT support company, that works exclusively with Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OH. This company is probably the worst IT service provider in existence. The continually wrongly diagnose problems with computers, usually assessing that they issues are more severe then they actually are. No matter the desperation you find yourself in, do not resort to taking your computer there to be repaired, as they will usually damage it further, or be of no help, however they are prompt to bill you!
Kid 1: Dude did PerceptIS get your computer fixed?
Kid 2: No, i brought it in because i was missing the "F" key, but they ended up setting it on fire and now its a charred pice of garbage.
by CaseKid May 7, 2008
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ten percent

Hot spots on a girl's body. Used by traditional girls who don't want to be explicit. Her boyfriend is invited to do whatever he wants with the other ninety percent.
Virgin: "I want my ten percent." (invitation to be her boyfriend)
Playa: "I sneaked her ten percent."
by Myshkin Chu September 6, 2017
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Porcelingus

Female version of a Blumpkin: Performing cunnilingus on a female while she defecates
Did you hear? Jack White gave Meg porcelingus before their show the other night. The mic he used now smells like fish & shit!
by Mikenstein July 1, 2008
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Pure Beaut

Shortened version of, "Pure beautiful", mainly heard in Northern Ireland
boy 1: "look at that minter over there, whos she?"
boy 2: "where?"
boy 1: "over there standin at houstons corner"
boy 2: "oh aye thats lennys ma she's a pure beaut"
boy 1: "fuckin right she is"
by Neeson3k February 24, 2011
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Percevalia

It's a country where everyone has their own unique set of dishes. The national animal is The E-wok. The national color is flashy green. The national language is French and Similish.

People go there for hookers and a new set of dishes.
DUUUUUUUUUDE. Have you been to percevalia. Two words: "Dirty Hookers"
by A person with many names. March 4, 2011
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pure stupidity

Pure Stupidity is the action of multiple things, for example a lack in common knowledge and dangerously stupid actions
The man had pure stupidity as he decided to look down the barrel of his jammed gun.
by Alphonzee May 21, 2016
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