quarter pounder with cheese

woman with a yeasts infection

I just ate a "quarter pounder with cheese"

by reelchip May 6, 2011

Ponce

A person who spends large ammounts of time or money trying to make themselves appear cool, but perhaps in a peculiar manner, buying expensive and peculiar items of clothing or spending large ammounts of time doing peculiar activites, that are overly expensive such as water skiing or playing xbox.

Camille: "Sophie do you want to go out and get some curry"
Sophie: "Na might stay in and try and get a handjob on the xbox from that myles guy and be careful don't spill Curry on my new Prada's £500 they were"
Camille: "After we can spend bare time on urban dictionary and playing bounce yeah?"
Sophie: "Sure, better than trying on girl's shoes and wearing a fur trapper thats so ponce"

by HEAFFEY December 1, 2009

Pounders

A synonym for a women's breasts, usually when they are huge and said women isn't wearing a bra.

Holy shit, look at Becky's pounders! There's no way she's wearing a bra.

by Jeremia June 7, 2007

ponce

A ponce, typically male, is one who enjoys the scent of his own farts, more than he enjoys the company of others.

"I dare say, that Richard Dawkins is such a ponce."

by coolbananas June 27, 2008

pounded

adj. To be extremely ugly, beyond the level of being "wounded".

This pounded is pronounced "poonded", but derives from the word "wounded. Thus the weird spelling.

Damn. That girl's hella pounded.

by Bexx January 28, 2005

Poonce

Derived from the word "poon" and "pounce"

A Poonce is a man who is incredibly slick and suave when in the presence of a lady. This man has a severely high chance on getting a woman to go to bed with him.

The determining factor in determining whether someone is being a Poonce is whether or not they are classy.CLASSY IS KEY.

James Bond is the king of Poonces

by Bozz hajj December 17, 2008

quarter pounder with cheese

an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch

"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese

by matt July 26, 2003