potatoe

a retarded persons way of trying to spell this word (your that person, get of the internet and go learn basic spelling

rick: hey john, do you have a potatoe in this garden
john: potato*
rick: oh yeah sorry autocorrect
john: rick, your standing next to me
rick:*shuffles over to the potatoe*
john: hey, give that back
rick: youll never catch me alive
john: come back rock
rick: my names rick
john: oh sorry autocor- * yeets the fucking rock at ricks head*

by Naliak July 18, 2019

potatoe nuts

when ur irish and ur dick smells like potatoes cuz thats all irish people eat, also these nuts are usually small and wrinkly

ryan miller has potatoe nuts

by Bobby A August 22, 2003

potatoe wedge

irish insult. dont ever say this to a irish man or u'll be in bad luck

Stop drinking and eating all the of beer and lucky charms you potatoe wedge!

by brendan February 9, 2005

potatoe masher

WW2 German stick hand grenade. Tucked into the belt or boot of infantryman was a formidable weapon both in assault and defence.
Unlike allied grenades it did not depend on throwing out fragments of red hot metal, just the power of its 4.2 oz explosive charge.

May have resembled a kitchen utensil of the time.

That potatoe masher exploded so close that I cannot hear what you are saying and Seargent Bodybitz is dead...

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

potatoe farmer

when someone thats not white gose out looking exclusively for white girls/guys

the jamaican at the bar is a potatoe farmer. hes here looking only for white chicks.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

Potatos

A delicious foooooood honestly who doesn't like em (-;

(Also if you searched this EAT A POTATO!!!!!!!! (Or else...) Now go eat the POTATOS)

I ate all the baked potatos and got sent to my room (I actually did lol (-: haha)

by POTATO CAT!!!!!! May 1, 2018

Potatosucker

A person who sucks the hell out of potatoes. You can also use it as a word for somebody that sucks on food.

Stop being such a Potatosucker

by RetardedPotato April 19, 2018