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Elliptical potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on an elliptical trainer, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from sitting positions
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: treadmill potato, stationary bike potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i elliptical potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be an elliptical potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
by keichix November 1, 2009
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Ass Potato Pancake

When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.
"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or

2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"
by SubUrban Drummer March 19, 2010
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Sports potato

Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.
Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!
by SouthBeach Sonny November 24, 2013
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vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.
Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.
by The Zaisian May 15, 2015
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Dick potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.
by Codking43 July 14, 2016
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vampire potato

They eat people that don't like potatos
My friend was eaten by a vampire potato
by Hajajan April 13, 2016
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perfect potato

a peice of weed that is in one peice, not multiple nugs. it is a perfect potato.
oh look! I got a perfect potato! it's so airy and raw and only cost 15 dollars$$$$
by weedluvr421 August 12, 2016
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