by 69forfree April 21, 2019

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
by theguywiththesmallpeen August 21, 2022

He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

An utterly despicable insult to one’s body image. To call someone a new universal insult to add salt to the wound
by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024

Joe: Hey Bill, have you seen Lucas?
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."
by LXI483 January 30, 2023

Popsicle streak is a streak in which one person continuously eats Popsicles to reach a certain amount and is a popular type of streak game
by ItIsDenfinitlyNotMe April 28, 2017

by Tasty pasty May 5, 2017
