Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.

Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)

by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011

white pines

Tall, white legs

That girl has some white pines!

by ArtTherapyRules November 23, 2013

Banana poes bread

anal bread loaves commonly eaten by homoseaxual Chris'

Chris: I am craving some banana poes bread so badly.
Me: faggot

by milkstout January 27, 2014

she pokes

When ass appears big and/or nice in pants

Damn she pokes

by __etnom February 11, 2017

My Phones Ringing

When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️

A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"

by Anigw@rdM December 20, 2018

Ocean pines

Filled with a bunch of old ass people with demonsia and there is no time when the leaves don’t fall or are clogging your gutters oh and there’s no street lights. lol

damn i wouldn’t want to live in ocean pines lol

by FuCk My ToE iTcHeS February 20, 2019

New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)

Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.

by Myzfyt July 25, 2019