Hemorrhoid Police

An over the top, overly aggressive, politically correct in every which way conceivable Human Resources Department that snuffs the heart and soul out of a company.

Bob - Crap, I'm being summoned by the Hemorrhoid Police...

Peter - What'd ya do?

Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...

by bullharbour November 10, 2012

Poop Police

A person that is obsessed if his coworkers are pooping whenever they are missing in action. Might even know ones bowel movement schedule.

Poop Police: Hey has anyone seen Mike? I just know he is taking a dump. Maybe someone should check and see if everything is coming out alright? We must find him to see if he is doing ok.

by 123bdk March 29, 2021

Police Theater

An organized attempt by demonstrators to provoke police into over-reacting through the use of aggressive taunts, thrown projectiles, and property damage, thereby creating a media spectacle.

After dumpsters were set on fire, the demonstration quickly deteriorated into police theater.

by Fischbyne April 21, 2021

ASMR police

the police of asmr,they use a gun that fires fist emojis

ASMR police 1:fire!
ASMR police 2:bang!

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

asmr police

the asmr police who like asmr

ASMR police 1 whispering,take the shot
ASMR police 2:i cant hear you

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

asmr police

they talk like asmr

asmr police are good police

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

SMEAD Police

The Social Media Education and Discipline police force. A collection of individuals who are sick and tired of people doing dumb shit on social media, and will comment on said stupid shit postings to educate elderly and mentally defective social media users for the betterment of online society.

Terry: “Looks like grandma is posting about how the wall will keep immigrants from taking her social security on Facebook again”

Linda: “Better get her to take them down before the SMEAD Police lay the smack down in granny’s comments”

by Dick Walski October 30, 2019