The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
by JesusBummedTrump December 26, 2022
by BWL23 October 21, 2017
When you fill a condom with shit....human or animal and then place the condom into a freezer until it is frozen. The frozen shit is then used to fuck someone
by RiccoSuave February 08, 2019
by Cony_Cage July 23, 2021
A "cool" or "intellectual" name to describe societies which torn apart and have no chance to recovered
If you think polarization is caused by technology, no, you're absolutely wrong
Polarization which splits humanity caused by the notorious ideologies: nihilism, postmodernism, and relativism which teaches, "truth is in the eyes of beholder" and breeds "self-righteousness" and bigotry
Polarization which splits humanity caused by the notorious ideologies: nihilism, postmodernism, and relativism which teaches, "truth is in the eyes of beholder" and breeds "self-righteousness" and bigotry
by Sir. B November 04, 2021
“Polar Daddy” refers to an older gay male with white or greying hair. Not to be confused with “Polar Bear” which is typically associated with an older, obese or chubby gay man.
by Daddy D-Dawg December 01, 2021
Someone who is attractive to another someone from a cold place, because of how warm their body is in contrast to the place where they are from.
You should stop sleeping with those southerner girls, I know just how powerful polar bait can be, but let's be reasonable. Bitches be crazy.
by Broccoli Bangers December 27, 2015