Ninja Please

It's like n*gga please, but for Asians.

Used to express stress.

White Guy: *runs into Asian Guy* Sorry, di-

Asian Guy: NINJA PLEASE!

by DiZ037 May 4, 2011

Please

A word often used while in a pissed-off state, rather than the peaceful version. Words that come after please are usually, but not limited to:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Get the hell out
3. Kill yourself

Jordan: bro!! Wanna go hang out with ashley!?

Bro: Please, shut the fuck up.

by Yummyyummyhippo May 14, 2014

please don't eat the daisies

Don't do something outrageously idiotic.

From Jean Kerr's book "Please don't eat the daisies" (1957), in the context of telling children which things are forbidden, as an example of something she failed to mention (and which they presumably then did).

OK, you are on your own now, but please don't eat the daisies.

by Franskraler May 10, 2016

Please, Stop The Breathe

Its Just Saying Go Die, But Somehow Nicer

Bro Please, Stop The Breathe. oh no

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020

Tony Please!

This term basically describes a woman who is a total fucking whore. The whorest of all whores!

"Yo Chris check out that Tony Please!, I can see the herpes forming on her lips"

by Greek Mafia December 10, 2008

Um Caresha Please

When your friend telling your business around around yo lil piece

“ is that the boy you met at Myrtle Beach that took you on the boat ride ... UM CARESHA PLEASE “

by Golden Flake March 22, 2021

nigga please! smoke more trees

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.

"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."

by RBean December 14, 2008