Pie Pad

A bed where creampies occur.

I hooked up with Carly on my Pie Pad last night.

by munchdatbeaver_ August 15, 2021

divorce pie

The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.

I brought Jason an Apple Divorce Pie to Mediation today.

by Fireball2014 June 30, 2014

pie five

a celebratory hand slapping gesture between two persons given horizontally as opposed the vertical high five. Rarely do the thumbs meet, so technically a pie four but still called a pie five for the sake of simplicity. In math, the high five and the pie five are related. The end nodes of the high five are all vertical (29, 47, 77) while the "pie" numbers are neatly tucked inside the high five and are aligned horizontally. They are 33, 42, 54 and 69; the difference between them is 9, 12 and 15, a Pythagorean Triple. The word "pie" in this definition stands for "Pythagorean". Pie also has a connotation of meaning "random" or "different" and is implied in this definition since the pie five is basically an alternate way of doing a high five. Frequently used in the context of successfully arranging a date with someone nice - "a sweetie pie".

Two good friends meet. "I just asked the hottest girl in school out and she said, 'Yes.'" "You @sshole... pie five!" (Horizontal hand slap.)

by tgifrydei December 27, 2014

pie charted

Definition 1:

pie charted
Adjective
a pie chart is a type of graph in which a circle is divided into sectors that each represent a proportion of the whole. You have been "pie charted" when a pie chart is used in conversation or in delivery of a presentation that makes absolutely no sense or provides absolutely no visual context or visual assistance with the communication.

Definition 2:

Pie Charted
Adjective

When a pie chart is used in delivery and the audience or receiving end of the communication has been pie charted. Except in very rare cases, pie charts are extremely bad at making data easier to understand.

Speaker:
*Slide Presentation* And in this slide we see the full pie chart of potential by region and demographic.

Michael:
What you're saying and what you're showing do not make any sense. You just pie charted me.

by BigNerdLolz April 4, 2016

Brownie Pie

An anal creampie, i.e., the results of ejaculating in the anus after anal intercourse.

I'd love to give Coco a brownie pie, but Ice-T might cut my balls off.

by utorr March 31, 2011

pie thumber

A person who is in a serious relationship and continues to flirt, kiss, hang off of, or have sex with other people. Often several at the same time. This comes from the not so common phrase of someone "putting their thumbs in more then one pie."

The pie thumber would always make out with several other boys even though she had a fiance.

by Lavinia Cay February 5, 2007

Cheeto pie

Another name for a red heads ass hole

I ate that red heads Cheeto pie last night.

by Fourx4chik6902 August 7, 2020