thepenismightierthanthesword
by JT Dollar Sign November 7, 2003

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

An instrument used to calculate the time required to get to a given destination with a tractor-trailer . A dispatchers favorite tool, it does not allow for unnecessary stops such as, hygiene, nutrition, fuel, or repairs.
by Undun May 21, 2015

by mooz June 6, 2003

A manner of rape/death in which the attacker sticks a ball point pen into each ear of a woman and uses them as handle bars while forcing oral sex.
Carlos' favorite thing to do during the PR parade in New York, is to rape a girl in the park and give her the Puerto Rican pen trick.
by dunnycn June 26, 2008


by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003
