Part-Time Pat

Someone who is a full-time employee but always late and leaving early, as if they were part-time

Part-Time Pat: “Okay, see you guys, I’m heading home”
Colleague: “But its 2:45 PM?”

by Jrice181 March 22, 2022

Leaning Tower of Pat

It is similar to the Eiffel Tower position except one male participant has a broken leg and can’t stand so it is forced to be leaned over.

Got invited to a 3-way for an Eiffel Tower last night but with my broken leg we had to do the Leaning Tower of Pat instead. Great alternative!

by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020

Red Skin Pat

Nickname for red skins named patrick

Ayo Red Skin Pat come here ya bloody wank.

by Aspironix December 13, 2019

pat-smear

the amount of butter used when it's a little less than a pat but more than a smearing.

This recipe called for a "dot" of butter - is that nearer to a pat or a smearing; if it's in the middle, I suppose a dot is a pat-smear?

by Aged In Wisdom February 4, 2017

side-pat-hug

The sideways semi-hug followed by a pat on the shoulder when a guy is trying to leave a girl and an awkward situation.

Although Chad is usually a man of many words, in his attempt to let her down softly, he gave the side-pat-hug at the door before he split.

by trust me, baby September 7, 2006

Creepy Pat On The Back

Creepy Pat On The Back- A pat on the back that lingers there longer than necessary, and then as it brushes off, it brushes across the whole shoulder blade.

Creepy Pat On The Back- Then the female gym teacher gave the girl a "Creepy Pat On The Back" as she congratulated her. The girl was scared.

by TheMaskedGiverOfCreepyPats February 27, 2009

Parry The Pat-a-Tush

a random strange who you don't catch smacking your tush.

someone just felt my backside, who was it...
it must have been Parry The Pat-a-Tush !!!

by TLAW August 9, 2010