Someone with an ugly face but hot body; a paper bag over the head would render them infinitely more sexually attractive.
Amy: Is Katy's new boyfriend hot?
Rachel: He works out a lot but he has acne and crooked teeth. He's a total Paper Bagger.
Rachel: He works out a lot but he has acne and crooked teeth. He's a total Paper Bagger.
by livefastdieyoung August 9, 2009
Get the Paper Baggermug. fucked over by paper
by joboxer March 29, 2009
Get the paper fuckedmug. (n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.
Examples:
A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.
Examples:
A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.
"John, how will you find our place if you get lost?"
"Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My paper GPS is set to go".
"Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My paper GPS is set to go".
by boggler August 18, 2009
Get the Paper GPSmug. Basically Hell condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jackass that sits behind you in math class), or dick (usually from looking at porno magazines). Almost always hurts like shit.
Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.
Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.
Definition 1:
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!
Definition 2:
Pimp 1: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!
Definition 2:
Pimp 1: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?
by rajhe October 17, 2008
Get the paper cutmug. by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 5, 2008
Get the funny papersmug. A "paper lung" is a person who can't handle a single toke of a joint. After just one toke they will instantly dry-heave and cough to death as if they have coronavirus. A paper lung is also commonly known as a pussy.
Gary: "Oi mush, you want a toke of this?"
Pussy: "Yeah ok"
Pussy: *coughs to death*
Gary: "what a fuckin paper lung"
Pussy: "Yeah ok"
Pussy: *coughs to death*
Gary: "what a fuckin paper lung"
by Yung Petrol March 23, 2020
Get the Paper Lungmug. A new term used to describe lesbianism. This term is an inoffensive and widely used in the LGBTQ community.
by D104563 May 3, 2014
Get the paper cuttingmug.