michael page

A dangerous, creepy, filthy, erotically drunk male. Has no standards for his Johnson and is proud. Loves to play games such as "pull the pig" because he sees it as his way of giving back to society. Doesn't wear underwear as it's seen as a barrier

Female: "That guys such a Michael Page it disgusts me"

by 8288 July 14, 2017

Mr page

Maths teacher that looks like gargamel

Oh look its Mr page, he is gonna steal a smurf

by Hey boo bear January 19, 2024

page turnter

1. A book so good it gets people excessively, sensually, uncontrollably excited to keep turning the pages.

2. The best book review profile on Instagram

"Yo bro, Zadie Smith's new novel is so LIT"
"Yer dude, it's such a PAGE TURNTER"

by page.turnter June 6, 2017

The Ellen Page Challenge

The rare and incredibly difficult physical challenge that only 10% of people can complete.

"I'm still messed from attempting the Ellen Page Challenge...I wish I had never heard of it..."

by ilovelucy222 May 31, 2018

Page

He created 'xie hua piao piao' and he is the CEO of plastic emissions. Turtles and VSCO girls hate him but he doesnt give a fuck because he is 'too busy grinding on valorant'. Is extraordinarily racist and doesnt not associate with ni****s.

Customer - Ayo man can i get a plastic bag to hide my wifes aborted foetus from the Chinese Government?
Page - Fuck Youuuu. Get outta my shop ur absorbing all the light with ur blackness

by Obama been Saden May 5, 2021

As much use as a business page in the Guardian

Something of no use to the chronically economically illiterates, who read the Guardian and worship Carl Marx.

“ That’s about as much use as a business page in the Guardian!” Exclaimed Rupert before spilling egg down his tie.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025

Denver Page

A man whom can't kiss for shit, is cocky, and nothing short of a wanna be cowboy. They are total assholes and should never be allowed to lose their virginity.

Jeez look at that guy, he's such a Denver Page

by the_dude_holla July 7, 2018