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Poking Stick

n. 1) A magical ruler of a highschool student.

2) there have been over 6 poking sticks. A poking stick is only classed a poking stick, once the chosen one (the great Jedee Mastahs) has written poking stick on it.

3) it is approx. 41cm, wooden and is found in most newsagents. Various others have been spawned, but the only true one lies in a drawer of my . i mean the chosen ones cupboard drawer of doom.

4) its a ruler, that i called te poking stick when i wrote poke nelson and i would poke people with it.. hours of fun, a great idea
i poked nelson with the poking stick
by Mattalac December 9, 2003
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poongrillz

When too much cheese is left on the taco:
I got poongrillz all over my face
by Poongrillz September 26, 2006
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Pooningly

Poon.ing.ly – (adv) To describe an action that would deliver the poon to said doer of specific action.
Ex. The baseball player pooningly hit the ball over the fence. This caused all the females in the stands to swoon.
by adeloko84 March 31, 2009
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pooking

Uncontrollable urge to want on need someone.
I was pooking hard for the plane to arrive
by UseMyWords March 12, 2010
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Poking on the fly

something that happens to a person when they are snooping through someone's phone without permission.
Stupid bish picks up her friend's cell phone and looks at the text messages. The first unread message reads "poking on the fly" if she does not enter the correct password.

It is similar to "owned"
by Adamridlinglol March 18, 2010
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Poking Chin

1. The act of titi-fucking a girl so hard that the head of your dick pokes her in the chin, making her head bounce up and down.

2. Another name for titi-fucking.
EXample 1:
J: "Guess what!?"
C: "What?"
J: "I was poking chin with your sister last night!"
C: " Fuck You.."
J: "HAHAHAHA"

Example 2:
J: *from across the room* " DUDE I WANNA POKE YOUR SISTERS CHIN!!!"

S: " Go ahead! Good for you!"

S and J : "hahhahaha"

J: *slaps C in the face
by mr.meister0902 February 19, 2011
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poking the ham

1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.
You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.
by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe March 3, 2011
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