Part-Time Pat

Someone who is a full-time employee but always late and leaving early, as if they were part-time

Part-Time Pat: “Okay, see you guys, I’m heading home”
Colleague: “But its 2:45 PM?”

by Jrice181 March 22, 2022

Koala Paw Pat

A Koala Paw Pat is a self-congratulatory pat on the back given to himself by narcissistic journalist Matt Gelb, aka The Koala. #koalapawpat

Now that's how you do a Koala Paw Pat. #koalapawpat RT @magelb: Six posts over at The Phillies Zone today. Go read them while I nap.

by Dmurph February 22, 2013

Red Skin Pat

Nickname for red skins named patrick

Ayo Red Skin Pat come here ya bloody wank.

by Aspironix December 13, 2019

pat-smear

the amount of butter used when it's a little less than a pat but more than a smearing.

This recipe called for a "dot" of butter - is that nearer to a pat or a smearing; if it's in the middle, I suppose a dot is a pat-smear?

by Aged In Wisdom February 4, 2017

side-pat-hug

The sideways semi-hug followed by a pat on the shoulder when a guy is trying to leave a girl and an awkward situation.

Although Chad is usually a man of many words, in his attempt to let her down softly, he gave the side-pat-hug at the door before he split.

by trust me, baby September 7, 2006

Creepy Pat On The Back

Creepy Pat On The Back- A pat on the back that lingers there longer than necessary, and then as it brushes off, it brushes across the whole shoulder blade.

Creepy Pat On The Back- Then the female gym teacher gave the girl a "Creepy Pat On The Back" as she congratulated her. The girl was scared.

by TheMaskedGiverOfCreepyPats February 27, 2009

Parry The Pat-a-Tush

a random strange who you don't catch smacking your tush.

someone just felt my backside, who was it...
it must have been Parry The Pat-a-Tush !!!

by TLAW August 9, 2010