Party Bruises

The bruises that appear seemingly overnight on your body which can only be accounted for by blaming them on last night's extreme level of intoxication.

I woke up this morning with so many Party Bruises! I guess I should not have tried to ride the mechanical bull....three times...again...

by Drunk Bob July 18, 2016

Skin Party

The party of naked people.

Girl: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Boy: SKIN PARTY!
Girl: Where?
Boy: JERSEY!

by donkeyteaser June 24, 2010

party puker

One who always drinks too much and gets sick at parties.

"We can't invite Joe to the party, he is always a party puker!"

by Jesslyn Kelly October 7, 2008

Tarp party

A room full of people drinking fucking sucking pissing shitting spitting licking eating. To protect the house a tarp is laid down. Hence "a tarp party"

That wild hippy woman just pissed on me from across the room, so thank god its a tarp party!

by Karl Winter July 14, 2016

it's not that kind of party

When someone does something inappropriate or too extreme for that exact time or place.

person 1:"My fly is undone"...
person 2:"it's not that kind of party!"

by kipsix October 19, 2010

party stain

a semen stain on the front of your boxers or jeans if going commando

aw, man i wished i had wore undies, now i got a party stain on my jeans. hope my girlfriend doesn't notice

by art-eater July 16, 2006

Oreo Party

A specific type of threesome (or orgy) in which a white person is double stuffed by two people of African descent.

"James and Malik came over last night and we had an Oreo Party," said Janet. "Wow...are you sore?" asked Julie. "No," she replied. "But they're coming over tonight and we're going to try a double stuffed Oreo Party so I may be late into the office tomorrow."

by katmandoo122 October 19, 2017