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An Oscar is a bloke that wears stripey shirts and has the biggest penis known to man. Everyone wants to be an Oscar as he pulls the ladies left, right and centre. When an Oscar walks in the room everyone stops and stares because his shlong is hanging out from the ankle of his pants and are amazed.
"Wow did you see that guy Oscar? His Shlong is so big! I want to be him!"
Oscar by _bunningssnag February 14, 2023
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A sad and lonely boy. Or a award. But usually someone who needs to get a life and stop pretending that someone likes you.
Stupid oscar
Oscar by Lower liiiii March 18, 2023
A FUCKING CUNT A FUCKING SMALL FUCKING CUNT HE SHOULD EAT HIMSELF AND FUCK HIS MUM
YOUR A CUNT OSCAR
OSCAR by OSCARS SYMONS March 21, 2023
Oscar is an all consuming pit of me (I know I write bad reports it’s my job).Everyone gives him attention and eats it all up like he hasn’t had a meal in a week he even sucks it up like noodle on chopsticks.You should know that popularity doesn’t make you cool it’s kindness and I have been through a stage from nice to bad and I have regretted it ever since.So to all my readers out there please please know that you are perfect just the way you are 👍🏻. Yours truly galaxy x
Chris:who is that?(points at Oscar).
Nathan:That’s Oscar I was told he has a real rep as a player stay clear of him.
Oscar by thewiseoldcow April 20, 2023
Don't trust him
Oscar by anonymous August 7, 2023
oscar is a stupid guy from lsc. He is a noob.
A: Don't be oscar
oscar by cum here May 31, 2023
oscar nut
oscar by jonny 12dewas August 17, 2023