One of those foldy letters you work like a puppet while you ask questions. Some people call them fortune tellers but frankly I feel that is giving them a bit too much credit.
Maria and her middle school bff sat around the lunch table giggling while asking questions to her onion letter.
by Donkeypunchburtreynolds April 6, 2017
Get the Onion lettermug. 
Get the chicken and onionsmug. by Skullqueen91 April 21, 2022
Get the Onion dipmug. Her onion broth was darkening the crack of her Lululemons at the gym.
Her onion broth still lingers on my nose.
Her onion broth still lingers on my nose.
by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022
Get the Onion Brothmug. by The p0d3R November 13, 2017
Get the onion motumug. When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.
Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
Get the "Onion" Crymug. by Poppoppoppop November 6, 2017
Get the The French onionmug.