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flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!
mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019
mugGet the flex tapemug.

make a tape

To put classic 80s music on a cassette.
I'm wound up and in the mood to make a tape!
by Maddogg radio March 29, 2022
mugGet the make a tapemug.

Trans Tape

A way for ftm men to bind their chests. This tape is the same type of tape as KT tape which is used for physical injuries. Trans tape is more used to reduce the chest than fully compress it. Due to this, it doesn't work very well if ones chest is larger than a C cup.
Going to use trans tape instead of a binder today
by LizardInACan July 5, 2023
mugGet the Trans Tapemug.

xxx tape

hardcore sex tape,
xxx the highest rating of porn
the girl in the xxx tape has gnarly beef curtains
by DolphinFriendly June 26, 2024
mugGet the xxx tapemug.

Flex tape

The product of one god, Phil swift himself
He has rained down on us the perfect bondage for leaks
The ultimate repair for literal anything

He saws a boat in half and fixes it with only one of his great marks left flex tape
To show you the power of flex tape I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only flex tape!”-the god himself
by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018
mugGet the Flex tapemug.

brush, tuck, and tape

by TKOZZZ March 13, 2024
mugGet the brush, tuck, and tapemug.

Tapes

Adjective. Something that is not very good (its shit)
This football game is tapes. I'd rather shove a pineapple up my arse. Tapes.
by Toonkiwi March 7, 2020
mugGet the Tapesmug.

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