Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"

by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018

lawn pride

The feeling after cutting the lawn and immediately after, a neighbor on either side cuts theirs's. A blessing and a curse depending which one you are in the situation.

I bet Tony has some serious lawn pride over there watching me cut the grass after he cut his.

by PlayfullScottsman September 19, 2021

lawn pizza

Spew...vomit...chunder

Fuck check out the lawn pizza that sick cunt left in the back yard

by Vandy80 February 19, 2021

Blood Lawn

when all equity and fixed income markets are in the reds (or down on the day)

We're seeing a blood lawn today

by Connor rim December 19, 2018

lawn crawler

A lawn crawler is a someone who come to somebody's party unannounced and walk/force their way in, alot of the time if in a large group trash the persons home and steal things.

i dont want lawn crawlers gatecrashing my party

by scottio5926 June 23, 2008

Eat the lawn

When a man or a woman is eating the pussy of another woman.

Oh man, did you see that guy eat the lawn of that hot Latina!?

by jLoColombia January 23, 2015

lawn licker

Similar to a carpet muncher; A woman who enjoys giving oral sex to another woman

“Omg, I heard Jenny was a lawn licker”
“No way! Doesn’t she have a boyfriend?”

by Pxince October 15, 2023