Skip to main content

Ohio State Buckeyes 

A Big 10 team who prides themselves on being "better" than the Michigan Wolverines because of how many wins they have. Little do any of those cock sucking fans know, Michigan has more wins, a higher win percentage record, more national titles(except for Princeton and Yale) AND more bowl games than any other team (not just OSU) in the ENTIRE NCAA. Not to mention Michigan leads OSU 54 -43.
OSU Fan: LOL I'm gonna go on urbandictionary and point out how Michigan is going to lose to Ohio State Buckeyes!

Michigan Fan: Hey, you lost.

OSU Fan: anhero.
Ohio State Buckeyes by Konvett January 9, 2012
Ohio State Buckeyes mug front
Get the Ohio State Buckeyes mug.
See more merch

ohio cherry picking

When you only bang girls to pop there cherry
I'm going to go the club to go ohio cherry picking

OHIO-LIONSKEEPER 

OH GOD, IT'S OHIO-LIONSKEEPER, HE'S GONNA KILL ALL INFERIOR BEINGS!
OHIO-LIONSKEEPER by SadCavernGuy October 16, 2020

ohio fried chicken

Better than kentucky what is KFC? ofc is run by jake paul

#ofc #jakepauler
Do you want to go to ohio fried chicken

Ohio Turnpike

This tricky roadside position is an Ohio favorite! It invovles the driver and 3 passengers in to satisfy the criterion to complete a "suck-cessful" Ohio Turnpike. The most basic version of this sexy drive-by deviancy, proudly founded by the historic Byrne family, allows each member of the road trip to be pleasured simultaneously. The role of the driver is the trickiest part, as he/she has to focus on staying on the road while doing the "reach-behind" to the driver immediately behind them. The driver side passenger then has to orally suffice the other back seat passenger, while they do a reach around to the shot-gun passenger.

Perhaps the second most difficult part is the shotgun man/woman has to do oral on the driver without interfering with his/her driving operations. While seemingly challenging, this clever position proves that it truly is "hip to be square".... Or in one at least.
Kenny: "This road trip is sooo borring.... Ohio sucks."

Megan: "Wait a minute guys, Ohio is good for a lot of things, and I bet we could make this trip a lot better with some old fashioned fun, The Ohio Turnpike."

Kenny: "Why.... what is that?"

Megan: "Well, I think it's best to learn by example."

Eddie: "Hmmm.... I don't like the sounds of this...."
Ohio Turnpike by holla@ya March 18, 2011

Ohio Rizz 

Ohio Rizz; pertaining to unusual or strange Use of Rizz or game, often in association with eccentric and flamboyant behavior.

Ohio Rizz; cursed Rizz or game, Rizz that causes mass discomfort and could be associated with memes involving the state of Ohio.
Jonny tried to use his Rizz to win over the girls but the only thing that came from him was Ohio Rizz, the Girls were disgusting by his distorted appearance.

My home boi has no Rizz, the only kinda Rizz he has is Ohio Rizz; he be pulling freaky Bitches out the Wazoo though.
Ohio Rizz by Heisenberg of Ohio January 12, 2023

Ohio Fried Chicken

One of Jake Paul's greatest (s)hits, featuring Chance Sutton and Anthony Trujillo.
Jake Paul
Merch link in bio
Ohio Fried Chicken bitch
We made this in one day
Tricky Rick
Bobby Slick
Ohio boys
Let's hit it

Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all

Kentucky can't compete
OFC yee yeet
Sweep you off yo feet
Please look up to me
We'll tell you what to do
Tenders the move
Getcha self some sauce
Yeah you a boss

OFC that's how we're livin'
Come around town you'll find me sittin'
Your pretty girl with no care
No problem in the world not even her hair
I think I found what I finally need
Chicken and a girl that's nice and thicken
Slow it down or speed it up
I'm makin' my way to Ohio fried chicken
Bitch

Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all

They said I wouldn't make it
Now my chicken's naked
And my truck is lifted
Shout out to ma n' pops
I got my piggy
I got my goat
But I still need a little boat
I wanna make
My family proud
I just wanna sell out a crowd
I need a girl
Who's down to ride
Workin' all day that's that Ohio pride

Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all
Ohio Fried Chicken by Manuele Pepe November 5, 2017