Barrack Obama

A greasy black turd that sneaks up on you out of nowhere, having a foul odor and leaving a trail of destruction anywhere it goes.

Oh man I was trying to make it in America but this damn Barrack Obama popped out and screwed up my chances and took all my money, what a nasty, smelly piece of shit.

by thehacker03 July 20, 2009

Obama

Worlds best president!
Did he do it?
YES HE DID! =D

i like Obama
I wish my president was as cool as Obama

by yeahbro January 28, 2009

Obacalypse

The inaugeration of the anti-christ into the highest government office in the greatest country in the world. The begining of the end. Last date of life being 39 days before the end of his first term.

The Obacalypse is coming, 12/21/2012

by drjemt May 4, 2009

Obama Syndrome

when people fall hook, line and sinker for fabulous marketing campaigns all the while ignoring true facts.

Nikki : Dude, have you seen the new iPhone 4G? It's sweet!

Alex : Ya...but there's no way I'm getting one of those. It's got the Obama Syndrome. Haven't you heard of all the problems people are having with them?

Nikki : Ya, but those aren't too big of deal. And you can get better reception if you avoid holding the phone a certain way.

Alex : You just proved my point. Droid is better anyway. WORD.

by Mr. Muggles June 28, 2010

Obama

Barack Obama, the 44th president of the United States of America. The most intelligent and articulate man to live in the White House in decades! He has a wife and 2 kids and actually knows what "family values" really means. He actually cares about people and he is working hard to make the world a better place for ALL Americans.

Since day one, Obama has been working hard to fix the heinous disaster George W Bush (a.k.a. W) left behind. Since the G.O.P. thinks ol' Dubya was so great, they have a to fight to maintain their republitard status quo, by trying to derail Obama. The neocon fuckwits are calling Obama a liberal and a socalist. He is really just a good man in a bad shituation and the bailouts of big corporations was actually started by Bush. Obama is continuing those programs and also helping our auto industry. He knows (as well as anyone with any sense) that with our Big 3 car companies, failure is not an option. We must all work together to get ourselves and our country out the the Bush Depression and work to prevent this kind of disaster from happening again! Obama can make America great again but he needs help from Congress and each one of us to do it. So let's all work together!

by Charles_U_Farley July 23, 2009

Obama Nation

A nation where proper speech and debate is controlled by first amendment hating racists who believe that any legitimate criticism of a black politician's policies (unless he is a Republican), can most easily be dismissed by dubbing it "racist" instead of critically thinking about the issues.

Person One: "I don't think that President Obama's hastily passed 850 Billion Dollar "Stimulus Package" will help us recover from the current economic crisis but will instead, lead our country to an intolerable rate of inflation, more national debt, and a weakened global position."

Person Two: "Stimu-what? Man, you just don't like a black man in the White House."

Person One: "Oh, I forgot, we live in an Obama Nation, where it's illegal to criticize the President's policies. My bad... I'll resume my first amendment rights when we no longer have a black president."

by oldmanklc7734 May 14, 2009

Obama

The greatest president ever elected to office. And even if you don't like him, the republican candidates are still WAY less electable.

Obama had Bin Laden shot.
Obama kicked Qaddafi's ass.
President Obama was born in AMERICA, not Kenya.

by Thomas Kaplan February 5, 2012