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Moon Miss

The act of finding someone perfect for you, but not being perfect for them.
Jess: Hey why did you break up with Tyler?
Kat: Oh yeah total moon miss, I wasn’t perfect for him
by Craygal September 25, 2020
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Moon Children

A cult established in the early 2000’s dedicated towards all the normal cult stuff. Sacrifices, prayers, putting the souls of a dead kid into a copy of Majora’s Mask, all that good stuff.
“So what’s up with that creepy-pasta Ben Drowned?

“Some kid sacrificed himself in a cult called the Moon Children and haunted a Game cartridge.
by Senketsu September 17, 2019
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Moon stones :)

A bag of family sized chips
Ruffles munchiesDoritoscheetosTims Jalapenos chips moon stones :)
by MoonBeezy(: June 7, 2011
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Moon Cook

When you heat something up by putting it in your ass.
Man I’m ‘bout to moon cook this hammer.
by phooshbubble December 20, 2017
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moon drunk

Around the time of a full moon a person acts crazy, odd, or drunk-like.
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic
Chris was awfully giggly tonight, must be a full moon soon.
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?

Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!

You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk
by Shasake December 13, 2019
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moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.
Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."
by MoonPie November 1, 2013
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wolf moon

Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.

On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!
by vyking68 January 12, 2017
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