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Epic Failtacular

The most epic fail possible. This is a fail so epic that it touches the border of being a win but is still undeniably a fail.

This fail stands alone at the very top of The Fail Scale:

(Win,

Loss,

Fail,

Epic Fail,

Failtacular,

Epic Failtacular)

This is the most dramatic and epic fail of all fails.
1). Incorrect: Steve: Dude, I totally picked up a hot girl last night.
Matt: That's an epic wintacular.

Correct: Steve: Dude. I just picked up a totally hot girl last night.
Matt: That's great man.
Steve: Yeah, except for the fact that when I woke up, realized that it was actually my mother.
Matt: Dude, epic failtacular.
Steve: Yeah, I know.

2). Steve: Hey dude, I got Hannah Montana Tickets for next weekend.
Matt: EPIC FAILTACULAR.
by Wikked1 May 10, 2009
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Epic Day

Metalheads epic day that started on july 25, 2007. A holiday dedicated to all metal heads to party and listen to the best tunes of metal
by metall666 July 17, 2009
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epic

A word that is used to describe something that one enjoys (i.e. awesome, sweet, beast, cool, etc.)
Person 1: Dude, did you see that movie last night?
Person 2: Yeah, it was epic.
by emo dude December 28, 2010
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EPIC

EPIC, an expression to show vast amounts of enthusiasm. It is also used to express your opinion of something being awesome, beastly or great.

Another usage of EPIC is often 'EPIC Fail', an expression meaning you failed or sucked at something very very badly, or did not realize it.
person 1: Did you see Zombieland?!
person 2: Yeah, that movie was EPIC!

person 1: That guy can't play baseball for crap.
person 2: Yeah, he swung the bat and it flew right out of his hand.
person 1: God, what an EPIC Fail.
by Thekhluver May 31, 2010
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Epic Gamer

1. A gamer with way too much time on their hands.
2. A gamer who just did an epic thing on whatever game they are playing, who is therefore called an epic gamer.
3. An 11-year-old tryhard who just got to level 10 on Roblox Jailbreak.
Donnie: I don't believe it! I just got 10 Victory Royales on FortNite in a row!
Friend1: That's an Epic Gamer move right there.
by The_Random_Dicthead January 15, 2019
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Epic Scroe

variation of scroe where one finds high end merchandise for pennies on the dollar at a thrift or second hand store.

scroeepic win
He picked up a Pioneer Spec system at the Goodwill for next to nothing...it was an epic scroe.
by audio douchebag March 25, 2012
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Epic Juice

Epic to the point of needing a juice named after it.
Person 1: Dude! I just won 2 front row tickets off the radio!

Person 2: Epic Juice man! Take me!
by IamAnEvilLittleGirl November 7, 2010
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