Northern Michigan University

Shit place. You don’t get help when you need it. You go back years later. Required to have public safety help you move. Same officers you realize didn’t help and had contradictory reports you have, yet You thank them. They beat you and say you’re going to jail and take all of your shit, and don’t return, so when you return home you have no keys and pay a Fortune. They don’t tell you why you’re going. You’re handicapped. And admitted days before that you’re being harassed by head person. Don’t waste time. Record every conversation like I did. If you need help. Mary B will help you. Refunded everything and erased transcript. But seems like after their doj lawsuit and many others. They still can’t keep up with their promises after federal government gave order for what they did during gag order. If you want to be scared for no help when beaten or beaten by them. Go ahead and waste time. Gah orders basically still there. Look up every lawsuit. Wish I never went back. Thought issues fixed.

Northern Michigan University treats disabled and mentally I’ll people like shit still

by Nicole Ap February 3, 2024

Ggrauggetth Ttraugeth the CLVIII of Northern Italy

Ruler of the Chumlands

Person 1:Ggrauggetth Ttraugeth the CLVIII of Northern Italy pillaged my grandmothers village, Orifice.
Person 2: What a crackhead

by Bababababbabababababababab December 9, 2019

Northern Texas Door Jam

The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.

Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude

by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014

Northern Shit Box

A person and who comes from a family of wealth, has a secondary residence in Northern Michigan, does whatever they would like without regard for others or consequences of their actions, loves White Claw, and loves Donny T.

Justin said he saw quite a few Northern Shit Boxes coming into the Meijer yesterday.

by ReneeD. June 7, 2020

See The Northern Lights

Lighting your farts on fire. Inspired by Terrance and Philip from the South Park movie.

Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights?
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

by joseph blough April 19, 2025

Northern Trails

A school in Michigan that my friend Bella goes to. She thinks its pretty nice but I honestly think my school is better. Although their food is better that my school, you should go to Davidsen.

Northern Trails sucks.

by moonwoony September 10, 2022

Northern Kent

Another way of saying Morecambe as it has a lot of similarities to Kent if it was in the North

(Person 1): Remember when Northern Kent had a Polo Tower and a Pier?
(Person 2): Oh shit yea, god Northern Kent is such a shit hole

by UrbanLad9988 November 24, 2020