PTF (Part Time Friend)

Part time friend, Self-explanatory.

damn yo, you know Christine Ha from Milpitas?! Well shes a certified PTF (Part Time Friend) yo!

by Doo Doo Cakes McGee March 31, 2009

7/11 Was a Part Time Job

A conspiracy theory stating that there are no full time employees at 7/11 Gas Stations, but rather, that it is a series of part time jobs. Even the management works for no more than 20 hours a week, and is replaced every few months.

Slurpees can't melt tooth enamel. 7/11 was a Part Time Job.

by Kalos Starbuck September 23, 2016

part me hair

When you want to go for a number two, you are in fact going to 'part your hair'.

"Bloody kebab. I'm off to part me hair."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

baby face with the parted hair

Term of endearment used by the sea of admirers for a very handsome narcissistic paramedic. He has great skill in his craft, but this is overshadowed by his knee weakening good looks. Not to mention that amazing hair

Baby face with the parted hair starts all the ivs in the ER

by Bordem queen May 26, 2016

Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

National Girlfriend Day Part 2

For all the guys that didn’t post their girlfriend on August 1st, part 2 is coming up! October 10 of every year. Make your lady happy !!

I didn’t post her for National Girlfriend day part 1 so ima post her for National Girlfriend Day Part 2.

by goodboyfriend1 October 6, 2020

I'm on that weird part of youtube again

A apologetic Youtube post expressing disappointment and/or disgust for indulging one's own guilty pleasure by visiting the "freak-show" side of the site despite having total internet anonymity.

From YOUTUBE -- BIGGEST ZIT ON PLANET EARTH!!!!
32,041,195 views

Oh good. I'm on that weird part of youtube again
wowthatswonderful - 15 hours ago, 85 thumbs up

why why why why why why
DaleksinTopHats - 16 hours ago, 25 thumbs up

Biggest zit on planet, here we are again
(why????)
AleWe - 1 hour ago, 5 thumbs up

I'm on that part of youtube again? How do I keep coming back here?!?!?!?!?!
TastesLikeChicken247 - 1 hour ago, 2 thumbs up

by Tenacious Faulker January 12, 2012