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Jared

An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!
That Jared kid is a real cunt.

Jared called me daddy issues because my dad is dead
by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017
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Jared McKenny

An Amazing, kind, funny, loving person who will either love you or hate you, he has murdered six people ;) (jokes) love you lots Jared xx
by You’llneverknow April 23, 2023
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jared

my brother who is loyal and loving and helps everyone in need
by cotton candy purple January 25, 2019
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Jared

yk jared? yeah he can be an L friend sometimes...
by lordofthegays September 17, 2022
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Jared

Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.
El caca: Hey, look! It's Jared!
Walter: Look it's a homosexual!
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 24, 2022
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Jared Phillips

Jared phillips has big old dick #lickitysplit
by Zoyberg69 April 16, 2019
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Jared

Just handsome and hot,that’s all.
Jared HSIEH
by Jared Hsieh November 22, 2021
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