Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.
"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"
(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."
"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"
(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)
"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)
(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."
"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"
(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)
"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)
by Cirdellin December 29, 2009
by Gluten Free College Queen September 11, 2008
The best girl in the entire universe! She is 19 years old. She was born in Norwalk, Connecticut and attended King School. She has a 16 years old little sister named Charli Grace D'Amelio. They are both very popular on Tiktok as well as most other social media platforms. Dixie releases her debut song "Be Happy" on July 1st, 2020. She stands a height of 5'6" and is 121 lbs. She dated Griffin Johnson but broke up on July 22nd due to Griffin asking another girl for toes pics. About a week later, she started hanging out with Noah Beck and they confirmed dating on September 25th,2020. Dixie is an amazing girl!
by Dixie Jane October 31, 2020
An amazing singer: usually with brown hair and a orignal sense of style. Good looking with all the boys after her!
by SammieLOVER95 November 21, 2011
Laura Jane parker. A girl who took your world by storm and you never looked back. She has the sweetest of smiles and an even sweeter heart. Creative and funny, goofy and cute, she makes the day seem all that little bit brighter when you're around her. You could never get tired of a Laura Jane Parker. If you are ever lucky enough to come across such a girl, just remember one thing, she deserves a wolrd full of happiness and nothing less. Treat her how you'd like to be treated yourself. You've stumbled upon a one in a million type of person. "Fuzzy" comes to mind when you think of Laura Jane Parker.
by Goofball95 November 23, 2021
my best friend since 9/11. she’s the funniest silliest gish to ever exist. i love her so much and she’s the coolest. kinda fruity but i can see past that cause she’s so swag.
by obsessedwithtrees October 16, 2023
Jane Porter is an eccentric, kind and intelligent young woman. She's the first of the group to encounter Tarzan and they fall in love. Ken Duncan served as the supervising animator for Jane. Many of Minnie Driver's mannerisms and characteristics were incorporated into Jane's animation. The scene where Jane describes meeting Tarzan for the first time to her father and Clayton was improvised by Minnie Driver, resulting in Ken Duncan animating one of the longest animated scenes on record. The scene took 7 weeks to animate and 73 feet of film.
Jane Porter (Disney) is a different kind of woman from Edgar Rice Burroughs' character of the same name in the books, because she's a brunette British lady in the end of the Victorian era.
by Snapper2001 July 06, 2018