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great flush of relief

Refers to da immensely soul-calming "whew" dat you feel when --- having trepidatiously ("Well --- here goes nuttin'!") worked da valve-handle on da porcelain throne after taking a humongous dump --- da swirly actually "goes down" and therefore uncomplainingly "accepts" your far-larger-than-usual "contribution".
It is impossible to even begin to describe da overwhelmingly satisfied and grateful feeling dat you savor when experiencing a "great flush of relief"; it's somewhat similar to da "all's well in da world" emotion dat washes over you each time when da card-scanner at a store's checkout-counter displays dat wonderful and much-wished-for word "approved" after you've swiped your debit/Food-Stamps card, since it means dat you can actually get da heck outta there with your cartload of purchases, instead of having to suffer undeserved delays and/or humiliation by having your perfectly-good card invalidly declined due to either a computer glitch or a speck of dust/oil on your card's magnetic stripe!
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
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The FLUSHED Room

a Discord server that wants to donate.
a Slack workspace that didn't donate, for plans.
a watermark that appears on loot999's YouTube.
Minh Khang: go to the flushed room
uwuKitten: okay ;)
by relaxedkaomoji December 22, 2021
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caucasian flush

The white person version of Asian flush -- A debilitating array of symptoms white people experience when eating any spicy foods, including a running nose, tears, and the face turning red. A crippling, full-body experience caused by even little amounts of spice.
John was experiencing caucasian flush from the white bread, causing him to lay on the floor in the fedal position for 30-45 minutes.
by Mr. Statewide April 8, 2020
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Flush the Duck

Taking a shit, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can.
I tried to stop the smell, so I had to flush the duck...
by Radient May 28, 2018
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taco flush

the act performed while having intercourse with a woman, where a man will begin to pee inside her
I was railing her from behind, but this beer was running right through me. So I gave her a taco flush
by Timmilicious87 April 19, 2015
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Preemptive Flush

A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.
A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.
by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018
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Shanghai flush

Washing ones hair in an airport toilet
“My flight got canceled so I had to Shanghai flush my hair”

“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”
by Twgab June 2, 2018
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