net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.

Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.

by pbdrivers December 28, 2017

net fien

When people of random social sections asks questions in which you literally spend either four seconds to hours to even days trying to find the answer which causes you to have to need your mobile device to find answers online, books magazines and catalogs physically does not count as the proper answers to many variables.

Blank you write the answer. Or net fien it.

by Catchthat August 10, 2024

3th december-no gay e-net day

u can go as far a gay as u want in 3th december by online

Me: can i fuck u in e-sex
friend: no im not gay and plus not american and plus not 7yr
Me: its 3th december 3th december-no gay e-net day u can go as gay as u want with no being homo

by Iamdongo December 3, 2023

Net

A male who is still a virgin at an age older than 25.

Wait you’re a net!! Sorry that’s a deal breaker.

by Paris Darling June 11, 2018

net biter

someone who bites swag on the internet

"did u see axxturels insta? i wanna dress like him!"
"ur a net biter dude.."

by gang money September 5, 2023

Orange Netting

A disappointment after some buildup, or the realization that something really cool at first is actually lame after a short while. Something that everyone thought was going to be fire but was just kinda mid

Yeah man the first couple of episodes were awesome but they ran out of ideas and now it's just orange Netting.

by Sir Isaac Hunt January 1, 2024

Nigger-net

Frustratingly slow internet.

Oh my Twitter is slow, I've got nigger-net.

by GrandmaRapistGroyper April 2, 2025