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Refusing to get out of your police car even if someone is shot inside of a house and is needing medical attention.
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Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.
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He Works at a Burger King in Illinois at night and in the day he goes all the way to California.
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