nelson-like

opposite of god-like

satan is nelson-like

by spcrro September 23, 2025

Soggy Nelson

To shove ones period blood up someone's nose to simulate a nose bleed.

I gave my best friend a Soggy Nelson

by Mr_Scrubss January 8, 2024

Daniel Nelson

He is very intelligent has a few friends but can surprise you... But do not get on his bad side or he will plot against you

Person1 hey I got Daniel nelson's bad side
Person2. Bitch you're screwed

by Memes memes memes November 23, 2018

nelson jokes

jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself

your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}

by a male woman May 5, 2017

Olivia Nelson

One of the dumbest fuckers I know. She dated some Afro clown who looks like a chimpunk squirrel and liked her best friend then her best friends brother then her best friends step brothers brother. So obviously a fucking slut. She’s also annoying and hasn’t even held hands with a guy. What a gay ass.

Oh hey are you Olivia Nelson -person
Oh yeah-Olivia

Fuck your whack-person

by Idk breh October 8, 2019

Ugly Nelson

Sex position with a girl while giving her a backwards Full Nelson as to not see her face or to keep her quiet and for a good hold.

That girl had a super-busted face so I did the Ugly Nelson on her.

by what the dump monkey December 16, 2011

Pulled a Nelson

To make an incredibly violent and racist joke or statement

God damn it, one day I'll take all the jews and put them in a deli shop and sink it to the ground.

Dude, you just pulled a nelson.

by Indian boy Ursula November 12, 2011