what's wrong with her now

What the mechanic at LS Customs says to you, as you roll up in a flaming car with no doors.

*drives to LS customs in a bucket*
Mechanic: "What's wrong with her now?"

by CCW2013 June 5, 2020

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah

Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah.

Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah

by syafinaz? October 10, 2023

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.

- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

Girl-for-right-now-friend

A girlfriend that literally is for the "right now" benefit whether it be physical or other. It can also be a girlfriend because you are bored. This GF can also be a filler until you either get back with your ex-girlfriend or you end up with the girl you really want.

In rare cases, the girl "for right now" friend can end up being a long-term girlfriend.

Brosive: I'm going out with Kelli tonight.

Brosive's friend: Is she your GF?

Brosive: Nah bro, she's just my Girl-for-right-now-friend...

Brosive's friend: Sweet Bro!

by Shinanigans89 May 9, 2009

hey now

the signature greeting,and mantra, of fictional sidekick Hank Kingsley (Jeffery Tambor) on fictional late night t.v. talk show The Larry Sanders Show.

" And me, Hey noooow..Hank Kingsley.
AND
HEY NOW, HEY NOW, WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YA, YEAAH, YEAAH, {~help~}WHAT'S A MATTER WITH......

by Shellyden December 14, 2008