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laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.
Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.
by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011
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mutton-head

putrid, rotting meat with a malevolent presence on a stick/head
alla eats mutton-heads for dinner
by kajennifer August 6, 2004
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Mutton fart

a person who suffers from macho-ness
by KGeN_20o1 April 2, 2003
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mutton chops

When one shaves their pubic area half assed such as just cropping the top of the vagina and letting the rest of the forest grow wild.
Tom cruise likes girls with mutton chops.
by The duzde September 28, 2008
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MutteringDeath

Name used online to virtually harm others.

The name comes from Vietnam. The vietcong used to call the helicopters "saghasjlgj" which translates to "MutteringDeath" ; because American helicopters used to pwn nub villages and Ho Chi Ming lovers........and it sounds like somebody muttering while their flying.

Hater of the news guy with initials HR.
"MutteringDeath pwned that nub, w00t!"

"MutteringDeath destroyed my pissant village and killed my family, but then he left and now i'm gay for Ho Chi Ming."

HR: "I'm here in Vietnam today to talk to some squinting eyes about the battles in Vietnam's war with America, hello my fine lad, you look like you finger your hole, do you have any stories about the war with the evil empire?"
Viet Cong: "I was just minding my own business mining ore for Nod, when MutteringDeath shows up to destroy my base"
HR: "Wow sounds like fun"
VC: "No it wasnt fun you cunt, all i hear is this whub wob whub wob whub wob, and then there were bullets, bombs, and fire all over"
HR: "Is that the noise now?"
VC: "What are you talkin.....Oh shit he's back"
HR: "Aw lame, he just shot my arms and legs off"
by MutteringDeath December 14, 2008
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muttonsqueezer

A muttonsqueezer is an unfortunate soul with no smoobies to caress.
"Lookie yonder at that there muttonsqueezer! Poor sap musta 'aint got no smoobies to put a clutch on!"
by MMarc0 February 11, 2005
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Muttaqeen

Look at that guy he is a muttaqeen
by Wag1 4 battyman October 24, 2019
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