doki doki morning

doki doki morning is a debut song from a japan kawaii metal group BABYMETAL

PERSON 1: If you can guess BABYMETAL debut song, i will pay ur dinner
PERSON 2: OMG THATS SO EASY!! It's definitely Doki doki morning haha!!

by Babydontstopwhitecake November 7, 2020

morning grind

Fucking in the morining
Sex in the morning

There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.

by Hangdog242 August 29, 2008

morning splitter

In males, the early morning piss in which the stream tends to split into at least a couple different directions; in the most extreme cases, this can cause a good bit of piss to end up on the rim of the toilet bowl

Damn this morning splitter. I don't have time to be wipin piss off the rim of the toilet today.

by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008

Morning flood

When the woman wakes up from where she was sleeping and she's covered in her own ejaculate.

I woke up one day and I had a morning flood.

by Nathan Crazy Legs Peterson December 17, 2008

morning feet

The feeling you get in the morning when the bottoms of your feet are much more sensitive than they usually are.

I can't walk barefoot in the morning! I have morning feet!!!

by Queenie1069 October 3, 2010

Morning Angst

When you wake up (usually early) in the morning to go to work/school, and you can't help but think life blows, and that you'd rather stay in bed all day.

6:00 AM- Alarm goes off
Person: (experiencing Morning Angst) Ughhhhh fuck life..... i wanna sleep

by OarNahom April 6, 2011

Morning Cream

To receive a coffee and oral sex while you are sleeping/waking up.

"Today my boyfriend gave me some morning cream and let's just say I'm wide awake!"

by Jakeypoo1991 October 14, 2013